Rocco Martone

as Leading Man

Jeanne Potter

as Leading Lady

Elaine Tuttle

as Lead Hick

Bill Zebub

as Mental Patient

Johnny Paoline

as Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother

George 'The Slayer' Stiso

as Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy

Michael Cucciniello

as Ax Murderer