Marlon Wayans

as Darryl Witherspoon

David Spade

as Scott Thorpe

Matthew Lillard

as Tim LaFlour

Rip Torn

as Randall Tyson

Tamara Taylor

as Janice Tyson

Brad Dourif

as Dr. Thomas Wheedon

Esther Scott

as Denise Witherspoon

Debra Jo Rupp

as Fertility Clinic Attendant