Debbie Rochon

as Pat Hiltzik

Robert Prichard

as Franklin Hiltzik

Lloyd Kaufman

as Samuel Golding Ladikos

Zelda Adams

as Cass Cunningham

Babette Bombshell

as Lunch Lady Leslie

Katie Freimann

as Regina Romero

Timothy Waldron

as Dylan Greggs

Jenna Gilmer

as Amber Hiltzik