Jacob Handley

as The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck

Kris Wilson

as The Youngling

Gabriella Shulman

as Society President / The Alpha

Keira Pratt-Boyden

as The Lecturer

Dionysus Wayne

as The Flirting Girl

Bruce Donald

as The Post Grad Student

Ben Segneri

as Jimmy the Student

Ell Davis

as The Judgy Flatmate