Kurt Kuenne

as Self (voice)

Andrew Bagby

as Self (archive footage)

David Bagby

as Self - Father

Kathleen Bagby

as Self - Mother

Shirley Turner

as Self - Ex-Girlfriend (archive footage)

Zachary Andrew Turner

as Self - Son (archive footage)

Heather Arnold

as Self - Former Fiance

Jon Atkinson

as Self - Friend