Rik Mayall

as Alan B'Stard

Michael Troughton

as Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan

as Sarah B'Stard

Terence Alexander

as Sir Greville McDonald

David Beale

as Mr. Speaker

Michael Bilton

as Sir William Horsey QC

Paul Birchard

as Ximenes

Peter Blake

as Kerry Grout