Takeshi Kitano

as Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyono

as Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

as Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

as Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

as Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

as TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

as Self

Naomasa Musaka

as Film Studios Tattooist