John Goodman

as The Dean (segment "Happy Birthday")

Sydney Tamiia Poitier

as Hannah (segment "Happy Birthday")

Beverly D'Angelo

as Bag Lady (segment "Happy Birthday")

Christopher Lloyd

as Attorney Bum (segment "Happy Birthday")

David Hyde Pierce

as Barney (segment "Happy Birthday")

Caroline Rhea

as Monica (segment "Happy Birthday")

Jenica Bergere

as Sally (segment "Happy Birthday")

Ken Hudson Campbell

as Security Guard (segment "Happy Birthday")