Steve Burns

as Otto Granberry

Judd Nelson

as Steven P.D. Landry

Darrell Hammond

as Turner Claymore

Dave Foley

as Henry Welby

Jason Mewes

as 'Waxy' Dan Paraffin

Robert Wagner

as President James A. Garfield

Amy Davidson

as Pearl Stricklett

Brian Ronalds

as Dow Byrum