Jed Rowen

as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

Felissa Rose

as Carolyn / Tiffany

Richard Grove

as Agent David Coleman

Ethan Phillips

as Agent Larry Cornbloom

Ford Austin

as Sir Lord William J. Dillingsworth Pickenstripe XIV Count Earl of Duke

J.A. Steel

as Sexy Bounty Hunter

Mighty Mike Murga

as MIkey / Lil' Bruno

Michaelia Carroll

as Diamond