Jim Varney

as Dr. Otto VonSchnick / Rudd Hardtack / Laughin' Jack / Guy Dandy / Auntie Nelda / Ernest P. Worrell

Glenn Petach

as Otto's Head-Hand

Myke R. Mueller

as Lance Sterling

Jackie Welch

as Doris Talbot

Daniel Butler

as Slave Willie

Esther Huston

as Tina Nelson

Tina Goetze

as Rhonda Sue

Jennifer Wood

as Monique