Steve Martin

as Rigby Reardon

Rachel Ward

as Juliet Forrest

Alan Ladd

as (in "This Gun For Hire") (archive footage)

Carl Reiner

as Juliet's Butler / Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck

Barbara Stanwyck

as (in "Sorry - Wrong Number") (archive footage)

Ray Milland

as (in "The Lost Weekend") (archive footage)

Ava Gardner

as (in "The Killers" / "The Bribe") (archive footage)

Burt Lancaster

as (in "The Killers") (archive footage)